About the Blog

Some people create to enjoy the finished product. I get my greatest satisfaction from the process of creating. This blog is my attempt to share that process with others.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Faux Mercury Glass Lamp = WINNING!

Nothing like a successful craft project to make you feel like a complete genius.

For your consideration, I present the completed Faux Mercury Glass Lamp:

Thursday, March 24, 2011

How to Mummify A Lamp

Just Kidding: How to Make a $40 Glass Lamp Look Like a $250 Mercury Glass Lamp

The Project:

In my quest for affordable and chic home decor, I ran across a lamp on the Pottery Barn website. A beautiful lamp. A "mercury glass" lamp. For those of you who don't know what "mercury glass" is (which was me approximately 3 days ago), it is "glass that was blown double-walled, then silvered between the layers with a liquid silvering solution, and sealed." (Thank you, Wikipedia.) There is absolutely no way I could ever afford a real mercury glass lamp. So, I got to thinking...could I MAKE a mercury glass lamp? Not a real one, of course. My glass-blowing skills fell by the wayside when I started law school. (Sarcasm. I've never been THAT crafty.)

I did some searching around on the internet and found a simple method for faking mercury glass explained by none other than Martha Stewart. Martha, I salute you. You may just be a genius.


The original method (that can be used on any kind of glass surface) can be found at Martha Stewart's website.
  1. Unscrew metal lamp base from glass part of lamp. The base won't totally unscrew, but there will be enough of an opening for you to spray paint the lamp's interior.
  2. Cover all exposed areas of electrical cord inside lamp THOROUGHLY with painter's tape.
  3. Wrap 1 trash bag around exterior of lamp, and use painter's tape to secure it. Use painter's tape to cover ANY exterior surfaces of the lamp that remain exposed
  4. Wrap second trash bag around lamp's electrical cord. Secure with painter's tape so that no area of cord remains exposed.
  5. Cover outdoor workspace with newspaper to protect it.
  6. Use water spray bottle to lightly spray the INTERIOR of the glass lamp (see why we're covering all exposed wires??). The water will make the paint mottled and give it the antique-y mercury glass look.
  7. Use "mirror" spray paint to lightly spray the INTERIOR of the glass lamp.
  8. Leave the metal lamp base detached from the glass body of the lamp and allow the interior of the lamp to dry overnight.
  9. Repeat steps 6-8 if the result is too sheer.
  10. Once the mirror finish paint has dried, and if you're feeling especially daring, you can spray a LITTLE more water and VERY VERY LIGHTLY spray gold metallic spray paint in the interior of the lamp. Older mercury glass sometimes has a little gold in it.
After step 3 and before step 4, your lamp will look a lot like a mummy:

Photo of lamp after Step 8:

Helpful Tip:

If paint does get on the outside of the glass or on the metal parts of the lamp (or if you're using this method to make mercury glass out of a candle holder or vase, don't like the way it looks, and want to start over), a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will get the spray paint off of the glass in no time at all. It really is a "magic" eraser.

Sometimes We're All Just a Little "Winning"

Thank you, Charlie Sheen, for giving me a new word for the year. Last year's word was "fail." This year's word is "winning!" I like it: nothing you do can possibly be wrong or a failure - you're just "winning" in a different way.

Here are some good examples:
  1. I don't fail at blogging because I haven't updated this thing in a couple of months. I'm just "winning" at doing other things.
  2. I don't fail at being a good law student. I'm just "winning" at being more like a normal person (which, obviously, is the antithesis of a law student).
Take that as my "I'm a rock star from Mars" version of an apology for not being more consistent with my craft blogging.

So - ready to hear what I've been up to? (It's not nearly as exciting as you think it's going to be.)

I'm not actually sure. Time-wasting. Spending time with friends. Doing minimal studying.

The main thing that's consuming my thoughts right now is: decorations for my new apartment that I'll be moving into in May! (If you guessed that"federal courts," "security devices," or "insurance bad faith penalties" was consuming my thoughts, clearly you were wayyyy off base...)

Basically, I want my new apartment to look like a Pottery Barn catalog exploded on it. One problem: Pottery Barn is way out of my price range. My creative solution has been to find items I like on the Pottery Barn website and then scour the internet for a comparable and AFFORDABLE alternative.

My two best finds so far:
(sorry - no photos, because that would probably be copyright infringement)
In my next few posts, you can look forward to some home decor-related crafts, particularly crafts involving spray paint, chalkboard paint, and/or mason jars.